(Ladies,) The Reason Why You're Still Single

You may have met her.

You may be her. 










You're smart. You're sexy. You're beautiful. 


But to top it all off - you're single.


If you're that 'it' girl who just can't seem to find Mr. Right... this goes out to you.

For fear of making a sweeping statement, I first must enter my run-of-the-mill disclaimer - there are a myriad of reasons why wonderful women have difficulty finding a suitable mate - work pressure, societal expectations, medical conditions... but the one thing I've noticed so far in many otherwise 'complete' women is


a lack of sense of humor.








Both sexes often list 'sense of humor' as one of their top priorities when it comes to selecting a life partner. But what's missing here is context. Both sexes say the same thing, but mean it in two very different ways.


When a woman says it, she's referring to a man who's quick-witted, has a good vocabulary and is tastefully smooth when it comes to making her laugh.


But when a man says "I want a woman with a sense of humor"... whoa boy. He's referring to something quite different.


When a man says "I want a woman with a sense of humor"... what he's actually trying to say is -




I want a woman who laughs at my jokes.






Women want to be loved, men want to be admired. 

Every single occasion you let out a hearty "HA HA" at one of his lame fart jokes, that man right there is beaming from the inside out. He feels the love emanating from your genuine, sincere laughter - which in man-brain-speak spells out "YOU ARE AWESOME".  

"And then... I FARTED!"

So, ladies, the next time you're wondering why you're drop-dead attractive but still staying home alone on Friday nights - remember the buzzword:






"HA HA"