The Advantages of Being Good-Looking

I found this too hilarious (yet true) not to share. Credits go to InsaneOnion for some light-hearted entertainment. 


Listen kids, if you're not 18 yet, do not read below the "18 & Above" section. Or the boogeyman will come out from underneath your bed and take you away tonight. Koko Rudi is serious.

	Handsome guy	Ugly noob
Quiet nature	Cool	Boring
Telling jokes	Humorous	Idiot
Playing with toys	Cute & interesting	Childish
Chatting girls up	Sociable	Shameless
Fighting	So manly & strong	Violent
Performing bike stunts	So cool	Acting cool
Chatting on MSN	Available	Appear Offline
Picking his nose	Personal hygiene	Disgusting
18	And	Above
Watching porn	He is normal	Pervert
Masturbating	He is normal	Damned pervert
Telling dirty jokes	Very humorous	Very idiotic
One night stand	He’s attractive	Dirty asshole
Two-timing	Don’t mind at all	Shameless pig
Taking drugs	Too much stress	He is a worm
Rape	C’mon baby	Castrate him
Murder	He is so brave	Death sentence