My Condolences on Your Marriage

It is traditional for a single man to shudder at the prospect of marriage. 

Loss of "freedom" (a.k.a the dreaded "one-gina" disease)
Loss of independence ("Thanks guys, but I'll be having a quiet one at home tonight with the missus")
Loss of female fans ("oh, Jack? Yeah, he's pretty cute. But he's married.")


and so on so forth.

Now to some extent (depending on a range of variables), the above mentioned consequences of marriage can and usually are true for most men.




But have any of you ever stopped to consider the upside of marriage?




Let's face it - most single men spend a large chunk of their energy and money on girls. 

We buy nice clothes. We read mens' style blogs. We make sure every strand of hair is in (or out of ) place. We work out incessantly at the gym. We attend courses on how to attract women. We read books on how to get girls. We work hard to buy nice, fast cars. We ride in those nice, fast cars to attract nice, fast women.

My personal, conservative projections are that the average man spends about 72% of his total usable life energy on pursuits that are directly/indirectly related to attracting the opposite sex. 




Marriage puts an end to this.




You no longer feel that much of a need to impress. Your bank balance stabilizes. Your confidence level soars as you settle comfortably into your own skin. You feel a sense of stability and comfort from the fact that you have a partner who's there to share the sun and the rain. The aforementioned 72% of energy spent on seeking out hot blooded females can now be diverted to career and self development pursuits.


In addition, assuming that your wife-to-be is a financially sound person, you'll also enjoy the advantage of being able to invest and save twice as much. Between the two of you, loan repayments can be shared, resources pooled and wealth multiplied. 

More than three quarters of the 40 richest people in Malaysia are married. So what are you waiting for?




Proceed to the nearest Vegas chapel and get married,
Today!


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