Mommy, what's a "sexual"?

As of late, I've come to the realization that a majority of the physically fit, well dressed men I know are gay. Something like 6.5 out of 10. 


In addition, the stereotypical "gay" man, contrary to popular belief, isn't necessarily built like a rake and doesn't necessarily walk with a sway nor trot around with a glittery Prada clutch. 

Many of today's gay men, are in fact, somewhat refined versions of man - impeccable posture, outstanding interpersonal skills, well read, witty, humorous and of course, as the women would say - fine physical specimens. 

Rupert Everett - didn't see that coming, did ya?

Nonetheless, it has come to my understanding that within the dynamics of a homosexual relationship, there are 2 main roles - the gayer and the gayee. 


The gayer plays the role of the ... giver, whilst the gayee - the receiver. No elaboration necessary. 

The gayee apparently fits the mold of the stereotypical perception of a gay man - soft, feminine and all things sway-able. Whereas the gay-er couldn't be further from that - a manly, dominant presence, often indistinguishable from a metro-sexual straight man.








But what do I know? I can't really tell the difference between a homosexual and a metro-sexual myself, unlike 62% of readers. 










And uh... a "sexual" is er... a kind of bird, young man (13%). Yes, yes, yes... it's nothing but a species of bird. Or bee.