Thursday, 28 October 2010

Style Boo-Boos


White Sox

There's nothing really more tragic than a man who is dressed to the nines in an Armani suit, spittin' all the right verses, charming the pants off all the ladies in the room... and then you notice

he's wearing white athletic socks to complete his entire ensemble. 



It's just sad. There's no other way to describe it.

Fellas, if you still keep white socks in your wardrobe that you use for anything other than strenous physical activity... don't. Just don't do it anymore.



Solution: Buy at least 8 pairs (one for each day of the week and one backup extra) of dark (preferably black) socks and use them for every non-sporting occasion where shoes come into play. (Except maybe boat shoes/loafers, but that's another topic for another day.)





Sport shoes & Jeans

Much like keeping white socks within the confines of the gym, athletic shoes shouldn't be used for any other purpose than their namesake: athletic activities.

Unless running speed and mobility are important because you work in an area rampant with snatch thieves or if you're a snatch thief yourself, there is no aesthetic and practical logic in donning sport shoes for non-sport activities. 





Solution: Invest in 2 good pairs of dress shoes for work: black and dark brown leather and a pair of dark brown boat shoes for everyday wear. 







A Walking Advert

Dressing well is about choosing clothes that fit you, complement you and make you look like yourself. Only more handsome. 

Dressing well is not about becoming a walking advertisement for a label.





Avoid clothing that has overt branding all over it. Buying clothes solely to demonstrate what label you're wearing may suggest to others that you're more concerned with status rather than substance. 

Solution: Shop elsewhere. 





Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Too Much Protein



This a public service announcement for my physically active gym going friends. Especially the weight lifting variety who supplement their diets with protein - be it extra meat, protein powder, or whatnot. 


The next time you take a piss, take a gander into the toilet bowl. I'm serious. 
Now tell me if your urine is bubbly and has a frothy consistency. Like beer.




This ain't no lager.



If you've been supplementing your diet with protein in line with a bodybuilding routine, I'm going to bet you that chances are, you have bubbly urine.


Now what does bubbly urine imply?


proteinuria.

Proteinuria is a medical condition whereby too much protein is ingested for the body to utilize. The kidneys then work overtime to filter out this excess protein, and out it goes through your urine. 

Protein changes the surface tension between urine and water, pretty much like how detergent gets bubbly as it decreases water surface tension. And when the protein in your urine reacts with the air, there you have it: 

Excess protein = bubbly urine




The danger here is that putting your kidneys under such stress for prolonged periods of time may very well lead to kidney function impairment and ultimately, kidney disease/failure. Perhaps an equally important observation is that we are wasting money on ordering insanely large servings of meat at the diner's or coughing up too much hard-earned cash for that extra tub of MegaMuscle protein powder. 



Essentially, if you find that your urine is bubbly, it means that you're taking more protein than your body can use. Even as an active gymgoer who lifts weights at least 5 times a week, I've found that eating anything more than 2 normal (100-200g) servings of meat a day can turn my urine bubbly. What this means is that as a general rule, many of us are eating far too much protein for our bodies to handle. 


Sure, it's true that eating large amounts of protein through meat and powders can bulk you up, but I submit that this is solely caused by your increased calorific intake and not exclusively because of the added protein. If your body is excreting protein through urine, that already means that you're taking much more than your body can actually use. 


What this effectively means is that it is a much cheaper, healthier and viable alternative to bump up your caloric intake by turning to such life-giving foods as wholegrains (oats, brown rice, wholewheat bread) and plenty of fruits and vegetables. Not only will you feel better, you'll also look better.


Now a lot of guys have the impression that looking like <insert name of overly muscled action star> is what gets them the ladies. 








Although I'm not disputing that there are women out there who desire men who look like such, a quick glance at this recent Straight Eye for the Straight Guy poll will suggest that a majority of those polled prefer a "ripped" look as opposed to "thick".










In addition, no man is born to naturally look like Schwarzenegger. If anything, the "scientifically-proven" ideal bodily proportions are referred to as the Adonis Index - for the average man, roughly a 40" chest and a 31" waist. 


Furthermore, a high protein diet isn't sustainable - in other words, you're not going to be able to continue eating a whole chicken a day until you're 80. On the flip side, your body will benefit from maintaining a diet rich in wholegrains, legumes, fruit, vegetables and the occasional serving of meat. As long as you get your FDA average daily recommendation of protein (roughly 60g for a grown man) and keep up your total calorific requirements (based on your desired body weight) via wholegrains and vegetables, you should have no problem keeping a fine figure till the day you find yourself 6 feet under.













Monday, 25 October 2010

Real Men Go Fishing

Guest post #1 by ZY of LazyFshng




Hi. My name is ZY and I’m a fisherman. Well, actually I’m an angler. Kinda like Grander Musashi here... 




Fishermen are the hardworking people who work the seas to bring you the fish that you eat. I have no disillusions. I’ll probably not survive a week doing what these good people do. Anglers are weekend fishermen, who go out fishing for the sport of it. And I tell you, it’s a damn fine sport.

My brother Rudi asked me to do a guest post on my fishing adventures, so here we are. This is the first part of three in a mini series on fishing. Hope you enjoy!



How to Fish

So for some reason, you want to pick up fishing. It really doesn’t matter what your reason is – so long as you’re a responsible angler. Remember, Real Men don’t just run away and go fishing.



Here’s what you’ll need in terms of equipment.

1. A fishing rod
2. A fishing reel
3. Fishing line
4. Expendables – hooks, swivels, sinkers
5. A box to keep it all in



Here’s what you’ll need in terms of mad skillz

1. Knot tying
2. Patience
3. Responsibility
4. More knot tying
5. A heart and stomach that can keep it all in







These are spinner reels. So called because when they are turned, the “bail” spins, in order to retrieve the line and hopefully the blue marlin attached to the end of it. Spinner reels differ in size, which generally translates to how much line it can hold, and the amount of torque or turning force it can generate, in order to reel in your prize.







Spinner reels are paired with the appropriate rod. Rods differ in many aspects.







(1) Strength of the rod, i.e., the amount of strain it can take – the bottom one indicates that it can withstand up to 16lbs of force.

(2) Length of the rod – the longer the rod, the further one can cast it. This is because Force = Mass x Acceleration. The longer the rod, the faster the velocity of the tip of the rod when flicked, thereby generating a larger acceleration and consequently, a greater force to cast your bait. The rod on the bottom is comprised of 2 parts - no real reason for that, save that it makes it easier to transport.







Fishing line comes in 2 main forms. Monofilament, and braided line. Think of Monofilament (or “mono” in fishing terms) as a thin tube of plastic. Its cheap, springy, and is able to stretch so as to absorb force. Braided line (the yellow one) is like a thin rope. Its thin and strong, and not all that easy to break. Generally, one should go with a braided line for your reels, and use mono line as “leaders” or shock absorbers. These two lines have approximately the same tensile strength, though the mono line is much thicker. 




The line on the spool is threaded through the reel guides, as shown here.










The things you seehere  are the nuts and bolts that bring the whole rig together.



Swivels - These little things are used when attaching one part of your rig to another. They are able to turn infinitely, so your line doesn’t end up spinning around in the water and tangling in on itself.



Clips - Again, used to attach a part of the rig to another e.g. one swivel to another.



Hooks - This is the business end of the rig. Without hooks, you’re not fishing, you’re merely dipping your line in the water. Sometimes, swivels come with clips for easy attachment.



Sinkers - These are weights used to keep the line taut in the water. The stronger the current, the heavier the weight required.

Pliers - Used to cut line, remove hooks, bend metal, no angler can live without one. Invest in a good pair, and it will last you forever.



The same picture shows what a multipurpose rig would look like. There are many variations, but this is one of the most basic. The knots used must be efficient and tight. To tie the swivel to the line, use a simple loop or uni knot. To attach the hook to the line, use a snell knot. The length of mono with the hook is attached to the main line simply by looping the two together.


This rig - or “terminal tackle” will be attached to the main line of the reel via the swivel / clip. Now, hook on some bait, find a good spot, and you're in business!




Next up: Why I fish, and where to go fishing












Bookmark ZY's fishing blog at http://lazyfshng.blogspot.com






Thursday, 14 October 2010

In Store

Straight Eye for the Straight Guy has been off the scene for a period of time, but we're now back in business baby!




Up and coming features to keep an eye out for:



  • An introduction to the (very manly) sport of fishing (by ZY of L(a)zy Fshng)
  • Your first bespoke suit
  • The day I realized my piss was bubbly



And more!




Stay tuned, dandies. 

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