The Four (Female) Style Mistakes

My mother actually requested this article.

Mismatched? Dispatch.

I have to qualify that I don't see this happening much. But when it does happen, it's tragic because women who mismatch their clothing are like clowns who aren't funny. That analogy is supposed to work because clowns are supposed to be funny.

Being a hottie doesn't give you a license to dress badly. As oblivious as the average straight man is, a well matching outfit will often subconsciously be noticed by the straightest of straight men and will get them thinking "there's something about that girl, I just can't decipher it."

Skimpy skimping

There is an adage that goes - the more a man wears, the better he looks (think: a great suit) and the less a woman wears, the better she looks. This is probably very open to debate, but personally I feel that a classy, sophisticated lady who doesn't need to bare bits and bobs of her body to attract attention beats a minimally dressed woman any day. Leaving more to the imagination is the way to go, ladies.

Saggy baggy

Some schools of thought have submitted that lesbianism comes about when women find that they are only attracted to the female form - the sensuous curves, the intricate styling and the artistic qualities of the female body are the features that earn a woman the prerogative of being described as "beautiful".



If you've got it, flaunt it.



In any case, something so beautiful as the female body should not be hidden beneath layers upon layers of ill-fitting garments. Whether you've got it or not, it is never the wrong answer to wear something that fits. Whether you're a size 16 or a size 0, The Bible says that "we are fearfully and wonderfully made". Thus, every curve lining your frame, every blob of cellulite on your body, makes you you. Trying to cover up those so-called imperfections by donning baggy clothes will only work against your case. Being "big" doesn't make you unattractive, but looking disproportionate might.

Made up, make up

This is probably a ridiculously overdone photoshop job, but, y' know, whatever it takes to illustrate a point.

I'm not going to step on any toes by denouncing the use of make-up, but I am going to say that if you want to know if a man loves you for who you are, face that fella without makeup. If he still looks you straight in the eye and tells you how beautiful you are, you've got a keeper. Or rather, you're the keeper.


Nothing better than a woman looking great au naturel.


A lot of women actually look better without makeup - especially if you have softer 'babyfaced' features as makeup tends to complement women with stronger features more readily. That being said, I speak for a large portion of the male population when I say that less is more when it comes to makeup.





But, as they say, there will always be exceptions.






An early start.