On The Beach...

You don't really need a degree in rocket science or beach science or whatever to understand the intricate art of beachwear. Essentially, your choices consist of the following two options: the boardshort and the swim trunk. Of course, there are a myriad of other selections, ie. thongs and the like... but we shall not set course into such unchartered waters.Venture out into any seaside locale, and you're bound to find 2 beachgoer character archetypes: the self proclaimed "stud beefcake" who thinks he can wear a bikini brief to the beach and still look credible and the 50, 60 something year old men who do it anyway because they just couldn't give a...Now, the second category of beachgoers are forgiven. Because they're our elders and we have to...

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